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you see, after the show donnie (i call him donnie) [don mckellar] and i went for a "nightcap." we were chumming around. like pals do. then some bowling. then we went for more drinks to cap off the night. then i learned just how passionate donnie is. and i mean PASSIONATE.
ok. let me stop there. i've gotten into trouble with these letters before - so please don't get the wrong idea. don't let your little mammal minds run in the wrong direction. i'm not suggesting that don mckellar and i had sex that night. sorry. no passionate sex. that's not what happened. you're wrong about that. we didn't "have sex." we made love. sweet love. it was passionate. and transporting. i mean this all metaphorically, of course.
JIAN, YOU COCKTEASE!
ONCE UPON A TIME, PETER MANSBRIDGE AND TERRY MILEWSKI (because, omg, best/werst moustache evar, y/n?) AND SOOK YIN LEE AND JIAN GHOMESHI AND GEORGE STROMBOLOP...etc AND IAN HANOMANSING AND EVAN SOLOMON AND WENDY MESLEY AND DARYN JONES WERE HAVING AN ORGY!
AND DAVID SUZUKI CAME IN AND SAID "THEY TEST THAT LUBE ON ANIMALZ ;__________;!"
AND THEN DON CHERRY PLAYA HATED HIM!
MAKE FIVE WIENERS I'LL EAT SIX
ONE DAY JIAN HAD SEX WITH ME BUT I'M A GIRL SO IT WASN'T VERY SLASHY BUT THEN RICK MERCER WATCHED SO IT WAS OKAY AND THEN PETER MANS(LOL)BRIDGE WROTE ABOUT US IN MACLEANS THE END.
ONE DAY GEORGE STROMBOLONGNAME AND JIAN GHOMESHI WERE TALKING ABOUT NATIONAL GHEYLIST ON THE HOUR!
AND G-UNIT DID HIS TRADEMARK KNEESLASP TO JIAN!
AND JIAN SAID "TAKE ME NOW, GEORGE!"
AND GEORGE SAID "OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
AND THEY DID IT ON CAMERA ON THE SASSY RED COUCH!
AND MY MOM SAID "ALL THE HAWT ONES ARE HOMOSAPIEN! ;________________;"
AND I SAID "MOM, YOU'RE STILL MARRIED TO DAD AND I CAME OUT YR VAG! PLZ DON'T TALK ABOUT HAWTIES!!!"
AND THEN libertinette
TOOK HER TOP OFF!
~~~~~THE END!~~~~~~~~ Current Mood: artistic